i forgot this place existed
This person has been building up that rant for a while and honestly good for them
i forgot this place existed
i wonder how everyone is doing here
I just kinda dropped Tumblr entirety for a mix of twitter and playing destiny
It's chilling when publishers ask about your social media presence, because, well, publicity is their fucking job, and I only have a Tumblr.
And Tumblr followers are worthless. Not like, emotionally, just economically speaking, a cruel fact backed up by actual research and advertising data
Is it that Tumblr followers are less likely to buy products from the people they follow, or just that traffic is too light on Tumblr for it to be worth using it for promotion? Or both?
Broke, low traffic, and they will edit your posts to talk about how you love the taste of cock if given the chance
I like clingy. I like attention. I like affection. I like double texts. I like random calls. I like paragraphs.
why doesnt this have more notes this is so fucking funny
because it's posted on a site full of homosexuals who can't drive and don't know anything about car marques
*walks into kitchen at 2 am*
…wow okay.. i need to be quiet…
TRIPS OVER CHAIR, BREAKS LEG, CATCHES HOUSE ON FIRE
who brushes their teeth in the kitchen?
what
can you imagine tumblr when the queen dies. its gonna be like superhell night.
You fool. You Threadbare juggler. you idiotic knob.
The Queen does no such human thing, she has no weakness of that degree– unlike thee
Perish
just because she's single now doesn't mean she's gonna fuck you